I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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