I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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