If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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