Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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