a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Is it because I queefed?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
