Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I don't think brook has ever known best
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
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