He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Randomize
