you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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