just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
