3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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