Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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