they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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