What should our trivia night team be named?
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chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
When did angry sex become our thing?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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