You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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