I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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