They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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