Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
