why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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