He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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