ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
