chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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