This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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