They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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