Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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