Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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