The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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