I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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