found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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