I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
i need some magic done to my vagina
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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