adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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