I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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