I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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