So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Randomize
