I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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