Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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