i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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