If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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