On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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