dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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