The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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