The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
