On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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