Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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