and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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