Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
a search helicopter?!
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Pooping to opera.
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