Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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