Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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