Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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