its not stalking. its research.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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