You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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