If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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