I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We talked him into tasing himself.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Someone signed my nipple.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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