Don't you send me to vm
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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