I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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