She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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