So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
i now understand why vodka
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
