You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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