In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Randomize
